normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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