Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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