my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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