No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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