Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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