wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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