Fuck appropriateness.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Bring me that man meat
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Randomize
