you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
