But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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