I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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