I wish I only lived at night.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
