so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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