Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
