I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
