Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
