I'm gonna have a badass scar
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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