I'm lost and stupid without you.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
