Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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