Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize