TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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