Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
