Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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