Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
