What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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