The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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