She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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