these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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