And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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