So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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