Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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