that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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