New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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