babies were throwing up all over the place
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have already put on my inside pants.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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