Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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