There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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