hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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