About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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