We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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