So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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