Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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