like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sorry about my life...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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