The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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