i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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