do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he puts the penis in happiness.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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