I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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