no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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