Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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