just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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