The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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