OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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