I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
